Milhouse: Come on, Bart. You’re gonna make me a print, aren’t you? Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?Milhouse: Okay!Bart: Cross your heart and hope to die?Milhouse: Yep!Bart: Stick a needle in your eye?Milhouse: Yep!Bart: Jam a dagger in your thigh?Milhouse: Yep!Bart: Eat a horse manure pie?Milhouse: (Thinks for a second) Yep! Bart: Well, okay. 10 months ago / 1187 notes
After playing the game for a while, what else did u expect…… 10 months ago / 456 notes
Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again? Kevin: No! Edward: Why not? Kevin: ‘Cause it’s boring. I always win! 1 year ago / 0 notes
lmao… this is perfect 1 year ago / 51 notes
Definitely have to try this one out one or two times……. 1 year ago / 7 notes
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